plain toast

fleance contemplates our origins

2005-11-03T19:13:00.000-08:00

this looks way too much like a toothpaste for dinner comic.
and i don't even eat toothpaste for dinner, or lunch for that matter.
what the heck?

the mischief of the maple tree

2005-10-14T00:39:00.000-07:00

kind of a sad story. for my recent lack of updates, this one is for kovier, but only pronounced "ko-vee-ay."

the inconsolable antagonist

2005-10-13T23:31:00.000-07:00

plain toast will from hereon be hand-drawn, for three reasons:
1) much easier
2) allows more expression
3) the universal will implode otherwise

hooray! you can even see the smudges of the ink from my hands, and traces of epidermal oils here and there. and i must submit, what expression, what drop-dead expression.

don't mention the moustache

2005-09-10T00:07:00.000-07:00

lamentably, this one is not funny. i think i've lost whatever knack i had. perhaps i need gatorade or something.

concerning canadian bands and musicians

2005-08-13T00:45:00.000-07:00

self-explanatory. i dislike ajax, ontario, and its surrounding areas.

the fruitless trip to the inconvenience store

2005-08-09T00:11:00.000-07:00

what would have a name as difficult to retain and pronounce as 77-17-7-11? the inconvenience store. not 7-11.
bastard place.

tough stains but not tornadoes

2005-08-07T17:24:00.000-07:00

bounty can tackle tough stains including grease, dirt, and other residue, but not tornadoes yet.
vote for theory of people on their blog if you want a free copy of their sophomore release.

boy meets whale

2005-08-03T01:43:00.000-07:00

thanks to the lovely lisa for inspiration, as well as the book "moby dick."

plain toast presents: the piercing pioneer.

2005-07-25T16:23:00.000-07:00

this will catch on as fast as that bandana-in-the-pantspocket thing.
watch out for provoked practitioners.
hu-what!
ps: watch the guy on right's beard change. it's an optical illusion, but not really.

why kids can't play piano

2005-07-23T16:41:00.001-07:00

contrary to miker's outlandish belief, these are not "brock-comics."
plain toast. just plaint oast.
it's bad.
no one reads this anyway, but when these do get famous (2016), people can look back at these humble and unsucessful first posts and say the profound words:
"i am chewing gum."

what happens when fathers get laid off

2005-07-21T23:53:00.000-07:00

blog is a weird word. bah!
after much inspiration from miker and erock, i have rekindled my love for drawing dumb comics. this one in particular is also on the theory of people blog.
sailboat!