fleance contemplates our origins

this looks way too much like a toothpaste for dinner comic.
and i don't even eat toothpaste for dinner, or lunch for that matter.
what the heck?

the mischief of the maple tree

kind of a sad story. for my recent lack of updates, this one is for kovier, but only pronounced "ko-vee-ay."

the inconsolable antagonist

plain toast will from hereon be hand-drawn, for three reasons:
1) much easier
2) allows more expression
3) the universal will implode otherwise

hooray! you can even see the smudges of the ink from my hands, and traces of epidermal oils here and there. and i must submit, what expression, what drop-dead expression.

don't mention the moustache

lamentably, this one is not funny. i think i've lost whatever knack i had. perhaps i need gatorade or something.

concerning canadian bands and musicians

self-explanatory. i dislike ajax, ontario, and its surrounding areas.

the fruitless trip to the inconvenience store

what would have a name as difficult to retain and pronounce as 77-17-7-11? the inconvenience store. not 7-11.
bastard place.

tough stains but not tornadoes

bounty can tackle tough stains including grease, dirt, and other residue, but not tornadoes yet.
vote for theory of people on their blog if you want a free copy of their sophomore release.